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were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer.
He dropped the pole, picked up the crossbow, spun past the window, fired at an indistinct shape on the opera house roof opposite as if the back and met a pair of puzzled gazes.
' 'Morning, Captain Vimes,' said the retrophrenologist, a hammer still upraised in one massive hand.
Vimes smiled manically.
'Just thought—'he began, and then went on,'—I saw an interesting rare butterfly on the roof over there.'
Troll and patient stared politely past him.
'But there wasn't,' said Virnes.bow could possibly carry across that range, leapt across the room and wrenched at the door. Something smashed into the doorframe as the door swung to behind him.Then it was down the back stairs, out of the door, over the privy roof, into Knuckle Passage, up the back steps of Zorgo the Retrophrenologist,Zorgo's operating room and over to the window.Zorgo and his current patient looked at him curiously.Pugnant's roof was empty. Vimes turned
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Unknown Artist Mary Magdalene at the Tomb
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hesitated. 'Because a dog told me' was not, she judged, a career-advancing thing to say at this point.
'Woman's intuition?' she suggested.
'I suppose,' said Vimes, 'you wouldn't hazard an intuitive guess as to what was stolen?'
Angua it hardly mattered.
It was so simple! Why hide it away? Probably because people were afraid. People were always afraid of power. It made them nervous.
Edward picked it up, cradled it for a while, and found that it seemed to fit his arm and shoulder very snugly.
You're mine.
And that, more or less, was the end of Edward d'Eath. Something continued for a while, but what it was, and how it thought, wasn't entirely human.
It was nearly noon. Sergeant Colon had taken the new recruits down to the archery butts in Butts Treat.
Vimes went on patrol with Carrot.shrugged. Carrot noticed how interestingly her chest moved.'Something the Assassins wanted to keep where they could look at it?' she said.'Oh, yes,' said Vimes. 'I suppose next you'll tell me this dog saw it all?''Woof?' Edward d'Eath drew the curtains, bolted the door and leaned on it. It had been so easy!He'd put the bundle on the table. It was thin, and about four feet long.He unwrapped it carefully, and there . . . it . . . was.It looked pretty much like the drawing. Typical of the man – a whole page full of meticulous drawings of crossbows, and this in the margin, as though
hesitated. 'Because a dog told me' was not, she judged, a career-advancing thing to say at this point.
'Woman's intuition?' she suggested.
'I suppose,' said Vimes, 'you wouldn't hazard an intuitive guess as to what was stolen?'
Angua it hardly mattered.
It was so simple! Why hide it away? Probably because people were afraid. People were always afraid of power. It made them nervous.
Edward picked it up, cradled it for a while, and found that it seemed to fit his arm and shoulder very snugly.
You're mine.
And that, more or less, was the end of Edward d'Eath. Something continued for a while, but what it was, and how it thought, wasn't entirely human.
It was nearly noon. Sergeant Colon had taken the new recruits down to the archery butts in Butts Treat.
Vimes went on patrol with Carrot.shrugged. Carrot noticed how interestingly her chest moved.'Something the Assassins wanted to keep where they could look at it?' she said.'Oh, yes,' said Vimes. 'I suppose next you'll tell me this dog saw it all?''Woof?' Edward d'Eath drew the curtains, bolted the door and leaned on it. It had been so easy!He'd put the bundle on the table. It was thin, and about four feet long.He unwrapped it carefully, and there . . . it . . . was.It looked pretty much like the drawing. Typical of the man – a whole page full of meticulous drawings of crossbows, and this in the margin, as though
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Leonardo da Vinci da Vinci Self Portrait
Leonardo da Vinci da Vinci Self PortraitRembrandt The Return of the Prodigal SonRembrandt rembrandt nightwatch painting
Enraged at having to borrow money for this poor funeral. Enraged at the weather, at this common cemetery, at the way the background noise of the city didn't change in any way, even on such an occasion as this. Enraged at history. It was never meant to be .
That afternoon he sold what remained of the d'Eath estates, and enrolled again at the Guild school.
For the post-graduate course.
He got full marks, the first person in the history of the Guild ever to do so. His seniors described him as a man to watch – and, because there was something about him that made even Assassins uneasy, preferably from a long like this.It shouldn't have been like this.He looked across the river to the brooding bulk of the Palace, and his anger screwed itself up and became a lens.Edward had been sent to the Assassins' Guild because they had the best school for those whose social rank is rather higher than their intelligence. If he'd been trained as a Fool, he'd have invented satire and made dangerous jokes about the Patrician. If he'd been trained as a have broken into the Palace and stolen something very valuable from the Patrician.However . . . he'd been sent to the Assassins . .
Enraged at having to borrow money for this poor funeral. Enraged at the weather, at this common cemetery, at the way the background noise of the city didn't change in any way, even on such an occasion as this. Enraged at history. It was never meant to be .
That afternoon he sold what remained of the d'Eath estates, and enrolled again at the Guild school.
For the post-graduate course.
He got full marks, the first person in the history of the Guild ever to do so. His seniors described him as a man to watch – and, because there was something about him that made even Assassins uneasy, preferably from a long like this.It shouldn't have been like this.He looked across the river to the brooding bulk of the Palace, and his anger screwed itself up and became a lens.Edward had been sent to the Assassins' Guild because they had the best school for those whose social rank is rather higher than their intelligence. If he'd been trained as a Fool, he'd have invented satire and made dangerous jokes about the Patrician. If he'd been trained as a have broken into the Palace and stolen something very valuable from the Patrician.However . . . he'd been sent to the Assassins . .
Friday, April 24, 2009
Jean Fragonard The Bathers
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good,” said the Bursar, beaming happily at nothing.
“Why’s he gone so stiff?” said Magrat.
“We think it’s some kind of side effect,” said Ponder.
“Can’t you do anything about it?”
“What, and have nothing to cross streams on?” “Call again tomorrow, baker, and we’ll have a crusty one!” said the Bursar.robe and began to screw it up in his fingers. “We all went to see this Entertainment, you see. A play. You know. Acting? And, and it was very funny. There were all these yokels in their big boots and every-thing, straw wigs and everything, clumping around pre-tending to be lords and ladies and everything, and getting it all wrong. It was very funny. The Bursar laughed at them a lot. Mind you, he’s been laughing “Besides, he seems quite happy,” said Ponder. “Are you a warrior, miss?”“What?” said Magrat.“Well, I mean, the armor and everything ...”Magrat looked down. She was still holding the sword. The helmet kept falling over her eyes, but she’d padded it a bit with a scrap of wedding dress.“I... er ... yes. Yes, that’s right. That’s what I am,” she said. “Absolutely. Yes.”“Here for the wedding, I expect. Like us.” “That’s right. Definitely here for the wedding. That’s true.” She changed her grip on the sword. “Now tell me what happened,” she said. “Paying particular attention to what happened to the others.”“Well ...” Ponder absentmindedly picked up a cor-ner of his torn
good,” said the Bursar, beaming happily at nothing.
“Why’s he gone so stiff?” said Magrat.
“We think it’s some kind of side effect,” said Ponder.
“Can’t you do anything about it?”
“What, and have nothing to cross streams on?” “Call again tomorrow, baker, and we’ll have a crusty one!” said the Bursar.robe and began to screw it up in his fingers. “We all went to see this Entertainment, you see. A play. You know. Acting? And, and it was very funny. There were all these yokels in their big boots and every-thing, straw wigs and everything, clumping around pre-tending to be lords and ladies and everything, and getting it all wrong. It was very funny. The Bursar laughed at them a lot. Mind you, he’s been laughing “Besides, he seems quite happy,” said Ponder. “Are you a warrior, miss?”“What?” said Magrat.“Well, I mean, the armor and everything ...”Magrat looked down. She was still holding the sword. The helmet kept falling over her eyes, but she’d padded it a bit with a scrap of wedding dress.“I... er ... yes. Yes, that’s right. That’s what I am,” she said. “Absolutely. Yes.”“Here for the wedding, I expect. Like us.” “That’s right. Definitely here for the wedding. That’s true.” She changed her grip on the sword. “Now tell me what happened,” she said. “Paying particular attention to what happened to the others.”“Well ...” Ponder absentmindedly picked up a cor-ner of his torn
Thursday, April 23, 2009
John Collier A Devonshire Orchard
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with squares of deep shadow.
Magrat ran from It couldn’t have been done from life. In the days of this
queen, the only paint known locally was a sort of blue, and
generally used on the body But a few generations ago King
Lully I had been a bit of a historian and a romantic. He’d
researched what was known of the early days of Lancre, and light to shade, light to shade, down the endless room. Monarch after monarch flashed past, like a speeded-up film. King after king, all whiskers and crowns and beards. Queen after queen, all corsages and stiff bodices and Lappet-faced wowhawks and small dogs and—Some shape, some trick of moonlight, some expression on a painted face somehow cut through her terror and caught her eye.That was a portrait she’d never seen before. She’d never walked down this far. The idiot vapidity of the assembled queens had depressed her. But this one . . .This one, somehow, reached out to her.She stopped.
with squares of deep shadow.
Magrat ran from It couldn’t have been done from life. In the days of this
queen, the only paint known locally was a sort of blue, and
generally used on the body But a few generations ago King
Lully I had been a bit of a historian and a romantic. He’d
researched what was known of the early days of Lancre, and light to shade, light to shade, down the endless room. Monarch after monarch flashed past, like a speeded-up film. King after king, all whiskers and crowns and beards. Queen after queen, all corsages and stiff bodices and Lappet-faced wowhawks and small dogs and—Some shape, some trick of moonlight, some expression on a painted face somehow cut through her terror and caught her eye.That was a portrait she’d never seen before. She’d never walked down this far. The idiot vapidity of the assembled queens had depressed her. But this one . . .This one, somehow, reached out to her.She stopped.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Paul Klee Park of Idols
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Terry Pratehett
the occasional ping and ricochet from distant parts of the room, and a small tinkle as an oil lamp was smashed.
Granny Weatherwax lay on her bed, still and cold. In her blue-veined hands, the words: I ATE’NT DEAD . ..
Her mind drifted across the forest, searching, searching...
The trouble was, she could not go where there were no eyes to see or ears to hear.
So she never noticed the hollow near the stones, where eight men slept.
And dreamed ..., it was wearing a helmet. Admittedly it had been designed for a human head, and was attached to the much larger troll head by string, but there probably wasn’t a better word than “wearing.”
“What’s up?” said the Bursar, waking up.
“There’s a troll on the bridge,” said Ridcully, “but it’sLancre is cut off from the rest of the lands of mankind by a bridge over Lancre Gorge, above the shallow but poisonous-ly fast and treacherous Lancre River.The coach pulled up at the far end.There was a badly painted red, black, and white post across the road.The coachman sounded his hom.“What’s up?” said Ridcully, leaning out of the window.“Troll bridge.”“Whoops.”After a while there was a booming sound under the bridge, and a troll clambered over the parapet. It was quite overdressed, for a troll. In addition to the statutory loin-cloth
Terry Pratehett
the occasional ping and ricochet from distant parts of the room, and a small tinkle as an oil lamp was smashed.
Granny Weatherwax lay on her bed, still and cold. In her blue-veined hands, the words: I ATE’NT DEAD . ..
Her mind drifted across the forest, searching, searching...
The trouble was, she could not go where there were no eyes to see or ears to hear.
So she never noticed the hollow near the stones, where eight men slept.
And dreamed ..., it was wearing a helmet. Admittedly it had been designed for a human head, and was attached to the much larger troll head by string, but there probably wasn’t a better word than “wearing.”
“What’s up?” said the Bursar, waking up.
“There’s a troll on the bridge,” said Ridcully, “but it’sLancre is cut off from the rest of the lands of mankind by a bridge over Lancre Gorge, above the shallow but poisonous-ly fast and treacherous Lancre River.The coach pulled up at the far end.There was a badly painted red, black, and white post across the road.The coachman sounded his hom.“What’s up?” said Ridcully, leaning out of the window.“Troll bridge.”“Whoops.”After a while there was a booming sound under the bridge, and a troll clambered over the parapet. It was quite overdressed, for a troll. In addition to the statutory loin-cloth
Monday, April 20, 2009
Leonardo da Vinci The Virgin and Child With St Anne
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it, and so it arrives as premonitions, forebodings, intuitions, and hunches. Witches are good at dealing with it, and to suddenly find a blank where these tendrils of the future should be has much the same effect on a witch as emerging from a cloud bank and seeing a team of sherpas looking down on him does on an airline pilot.
She’d got a few days, and then that was it. She’d always expected to have a bit of time to herself, get the garden in order, have a good clean up around the place so that whatever witch took over wouldn’t think she’d been a sloven, pick out a left off:
. . . and to my friend Gytha Ogg I leave my bedde and the rag rugge the smith in Bad Ass made for me, and the matchin jug and basin and wosfname sett she always had her eye on, and my broomstick what will be Right as Rain with a bit of work.
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To Magrat Garlick I leave the Contentes elsewhere in this box, my silver decent burial plot, and then spend some time sitting out in the rocking chair, doing nothing at all except looking at the trees and thinking about the past. Now ... no chance.And other things were happening. Her memory seemed to be playing up. Perhaps this is what happened. Perhaps you just drained away toward the end, like old Nanny Gripes, who ended up putting the cat on the stove and the kettle out for the night.Granny shut the door behind her and lit a candle.There was a box in the dresser drawer. She opened it on the kitchen table and took out the carefully folded piece of paper. There was a pen and ink in there, too.After some thought, she picked up where she had
it, and so it arrives as premonitions, forebodings, intuitions, and hunches. Witches are good at dealing with it, and to suddenly find a blank where these tendrils of the future should be has much the same effect on a witch as emerging from a cloud bank and seeing a team of sherpas looking down on him does on an airline pilot.
She’d got a few days, and then that was it. She’d always expected to have a bit of time to herself, get the garden in order, have a good clean up around the place so that whatever witch took over wouldn’t think she’d been a sloven, pick out a left off:
. . . and to my friend Gytha Ogg I leave my bedde and the rag rugge the smith in Bad Ass made for me, and the matchin jug and basin and wosfname sett she always had her eye on, and my broomstick what will be Right as Rain with a bit of work.
70
LOR06 ft/YO Lft0/£6
To Magrat Garlick I leave the Contentes elsewhere in this box, my silver decent burial plot, and then spend some time sitting out in the rocking chair, doing nothing at all except looking at the trees and thinking about the past. Now ... no chance.And other things were happening. Her memory seemed to be playing up. Perhaps this is what happened. Perhaps you just drained away toward the end, like old Nanny Gripes, who ended up putting the cat on the stove and the kettle out for the night.Granny shut the door behind her and lit a candle.There was a box in the dresser drawer. She opened it on the kitchen table and took out the carefully folded piece of paper. There was a pen and ink in there, too.After some thought, she picked up where she had
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