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THAT TO ME? YOU? YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT CHANGING THE WORLD? COULD YOU FIND THE COURAGE TO ACCEPT IT? TO KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE AND DO IT, WHATEVER THE COST? IS THERE ONE HUMAN ANYWHERE IN, YOU CARRY THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CHANGE. AND THAT IS TOO HEAVY TO BEAR.
'That's just an excuse!'
Susan glared at the tall figure. Then she turned and marched out of the room.
SUSAN?
She stopped halfway across the floor, but didn't turn around.
'Yes?'
REALLY . . . BONY KNEES?
'Yes!' THE WORLD WHO KNOWS WHAT DUTY MEANS?His hands opened and shut convulsively.I SAID YOU MUST REMEMBER . . . FOR US, TIME IS ONLY A PLACE. IT'S ALL SPREAD OUT. THERE IS WHAT IS, AND WHAT WILL BE. IF YOU CHANGE THAT

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'How old are you?'
'Sixteen.'
'Oh, my.' Albert rolled his eyes. 'How long have you been sixteen?'
'Since I was fifteen, which was like hot brown water. Albert's cocoa had fat floating in it; if you turned the mug upside down, it would be a little while before anything fell out.
'Your mum and dad,' said Albert, when she had a chocolate moustache that was far too young for her, 'did they ever . . . explain anything to you?'
'Miss Delcross did that in Biology,' said Susan. 'She got it wrong,' she added.
'I mean about your grandfather,' said Albert., of course. Are you stupid?''My, my, how the time does pass,' said Albert. 'Do you know why you're here?''No . . . but,' Susan hesitated, 'but it's got something to do with . . . it's something like . . . I'm seeing things that people don't see, and I've met someone who's just a story, and I know I've been here before . . . and all these skulls and bones on things . . .' Albert's rangy, vulture‑like shape loomed over her. 'Would you like a cocoa?' he said.It was a lot different from the cocoa at the school

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our organ especially for the occasion, he said.
'Hahaha, organ!' said the Bursar.
And a mightyThere was a moment of sound so loud that the aural nerves shut down. When they opened again, somewhere around the pain threshold, they could just make out the opening and extremely bent bars of Fondel's 'Wedding March', being played with gusto by someone who'd discovered that the instrument didn't just have three keyboards but a whole range of special acoustic effects, ranging from Flatulence to Humorous Chicken Squawk. The occasional 'oook!' of appreciation could be heard amidst the sonic explosion. one it is, as organs go—' Ridcully stopped, and signalled to a couple of student wizards. 'Just take the Bursar away and make him lie down for a while, will you?' he said. 'I think someone's been feeding him meat again.'There was a hiss from the far end of the Great Hall, and then a strangled squeak. Vimes stared at the monstrous array of pipes.'Got eight students pumping the bellows,' said Ridcully, to a background of wheezes. 'It's got three keyboards and a hundred extra knobs, including twelve with "?" on them.''Sounds impossible for a man to play,' said Vimes politely.'Ah. We had a stroke of luck there—'

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was also the rhythmical sound of dirt being shovelled and rubble being moved.
The Librarian considered matters for a while. So . . . a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of seminal work How to Kille Insects. All 2,000 pages of it.

Vimes felt quite light-hearted as he walked up Scoone Avenue. He was aware that there was an inner Vimes screaming his head off. He ignored him.
You couldn't be a real copper in Ankh-Morpork and stay sane. You had tothem were great readers. The Librarian was, of course, very much in favour of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian's opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.The muffled voices seemed to be getting closer.'Gold, gold, gold—''Now you're singing the chorus!'On the other hand, there were proper ways of entering a library.He waddled over to the shelves and selected Hump-tulip's

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were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer.
He dropped the pole, picked up the crossbow, spun past the window, fired at an indistinct shape on the opera house roof opposite as if the back and met a pair of puzzled gazes.
' 'Morning, Captain Vimes,' said the retrophrenologist, a hammer still upraised in one massive hand.
Vimes smiled manically.
'Just thought—'he began, and then went on,'—I saw an interesting rare butterfly on the roof over there.'
Troll and patient stared politely past him.
'But there wasn't,' said Virnes.bow could possibly carry across that range, leapt across the room and wrenched at the door. Something smashed into the doorframe as the door swung to behind him.Then it was down the back stairs, out of the door, over the privy roof, into Knuckle Passage, up the back steps of Zorgo the Retrophrenologist,Zorgo's operating room and over to the window.Zorgo and his current patient looked at him curiously.Pugnant's roof was empty. Vimes turned

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hesitated. 'Because a dog told me' was not, she judged, a career-advancing thing to say at this point.
'Woman's intuition?' she suggested.
'I suppose,' said Vimes, 'you wouldn't hazard an intuitive guess as to what was stolen?'
Angua it hardly mattered.
It was so simple! Why hide it away? Probably because people were afraid. People were always afraid of power. It made them nervous.
Edward picked it up, cradled it for a while, and found that it seemed to fit his arm and shoulder very snugly.
You're mine.
And that, more or less, was the end of Edward d'Eath. Something continued for a while, but what it was, and how it thought, wasn't entirely human.

It was nearly noon. Sergeant Colon had taken the new recruits down to the archery butts in Butts Treat.
Vimes went on patrol with Carrot.shrugged. Carrot noticed how interestingly her chest moved.'Something the Assassins wanted to keep where they could look at it?' she said.'Oh, yes,' said Vimes. 'I suppose next you'll tell me this dog saw it all?''Woof?' Edward d'Eath drew the curtains, bolted the door and leaned on it. It had been so easy!He'd put the bundle on the table. It was thin, and about four feet long.He unwrapped it carefully, and there . . . it . . . was.It looked pretty much like the drawing. Typical of the man – a whole page full of meticulous drawings of crossbows, and this in the margin, as though

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Enraged at having to borrow money for this poor funeral. Enraged at the weather, at this common cemetery, at the way the background noise of the city didn't change in any way, even on such an occasion as this. Enraged at history. It was never meant to be .
That afternoon he sold what remained of the d'Eath estates, and enrolled again at the Guild school.
For the post-graduate course.
He got full marks, the first person in the history of the Guild ever to do so. His seniors described him as a man to watch – and, because there was something about him that made even Assassins uneasy, preferably from a long like this.It shouldn't have been like this.He looked across the river to the brooding bulk of the Palace, and his anger screwed itself up and became a lens.Edward had been sent to the Assassins' Guild because they had the best school for those whose social rank is rather higher than their intelligence. If he'd been trained as a Fool, he'd have invented satire and made dangerous jokes about the Patrician. If he'd been trained as a have broken into the Palace and stolen something very valuable from the Patrician.However . . . he'd been sent to the Assassins . .

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good,” said the Bursar, beaming happily at nothing.
“Why’s he gone so stiff?” said Magrat.
“We think it’s some kind of side effect,” said Ponder.
“Can’t you do anything about it?”
“What, and have nothing to cross streams on?” “Call again tomorrow, baker, and we’ll have a crusty one!” said the Bursar.robe and began to screw it up in his fingers. “We all went to see this Entertainment, you see. A play. You know. Acting? And, and it was very funny. There were all these yokels in their big boots and every-thing, straw wigs and everything, clumping around pre-tending to be lords and ladies and everything, and getting it all wrong. It was very funny. The Bursar laughed at them a lot. Mind you, he’s been laughing “Besides, he seems quite happy,” said Ponder. “Are you a warrior, miss?”“What?” said Magrat.“Well, I mean, the armor and everything ...”Magrat looked down. She was still holding the sword. The helmet kept falling over her eyes, but she’d padded it a bit with a scrap of wedding dress.“I... er ... yes. Yes, that’s right. That’s what I am,” she said. “Absolutely. Yes.”“Here for the wedding, I expect. Like us.” “That’s right. Definitely here for the wedding. That’s true.” She changed her grip on the sword. “Now tell me what happened,” she said. “Paying particular attention to what happened to the others.”“Well ...” Ponder absentmindedly picked up a cor-ner of his torn

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with squares of deep shadow.
Magrat ran from It couldn’t have been done from life. In the days of this
queen, the only paint known locally was a sort of blue, and
generally used on the body But a few generations ago King
Lully I had been a bit of a historian and a romantic. He’d
researched what was known of the early days of Lancre, and light to shade, light to shade, down the endless room. Monarch after monarch flashed past, like a speeded-up film. King after king, all whiskers and crowns and beards. Queen after queen, all corsages and stiff bodices and Lappet-faced wowhawks and small dogs and—Some shape, some trick of moonlight, some expression on a painted face somehow cut through her terror and caught her eye.That was a portrait she’d never seen before. She’d never walked down this far. The idiot vapidity of the assembled queens had depressed her. But this one . . .This one, somehow, reached out to her.She stopped.

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the occasional ping and ricochet from distant parts of the room, and a small tinkle as an oil lamp was smashed.
Granny Weatherwax lay on her bed, still and cold. In her blue-veined hands, the words: I ATE’NT DEAD . ..
Her mind drifted across the forest, searching, searching...
The trouble was, she could not go where there were no eyes to see or ears to hear.
So she never noticed the hollow near the stones, where eight men slept.
And dreamed ..., it was wearing a helmet. Admittedly it had been designed for a human head, and was attached to the much larger troll head by string, but there probably wasn’t a better word than “wearing.”
“What’s up?” said the Bursar, waking up.
“There’s a troll on the bridge,” said Ridcully, “but it’sLancre is cut off from the rest of the lands of mankind by a bridge over Lancre Gorge, above the shallow but poisonous-ly fast and treacherous Lancre River.The coach pulled up at the far end.There was a badly painted red, black, and white post across the road.The coachman sounded his hom.“What’s up?” said Ridcully, leaning out of the window.“Troll bridge.”“Whoops.”After a while there was a booming sound under the bridge, and a troll clambered over the parapet. It was quite overdressed, for a troll. In addition to the statutory loin-cloth

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it, and so it arrives as premonitions, forebodings, intuitions, and hunches. Witches are good at dealing with it, and to suddenly find a blank where these tendrils of the future should be has much the same effect on a witch as emerging from a cloud bank and seeing a team of sherpas looking down on him does on an airline pilot.
She’d got a few days, and then that was it. She’d always expected to have a bit of time to herself, get the garden in order, have a good clean up around the place so that whatever witch took over wouldn’t think she’d been a sloven, pick out a left off:
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fact he'd packed his broom and his bonsai mountains and had gone by secret tunnels and devious means to the hidden valley in the central peaks, where the abbot was waiting for him. The abbot was playing chess in the long gallery that overlooked the valley. Fountains bubbled in the gardens, and swallows flew in and out of the windows.
"All went well.
"Er . . . you know the books say that Brutha died and there was a century of terrible warfare?"
"You know my eyesight isn't what it was, Lu-Tze."
"Well . . . it's not entirely like that now."
"Just so long as it all turns out all right in the end," said the abbot.
"Yes, lord," said the history monk.
"There are a few weeks before your next assignment. Why don't you have a little rest?" said the abbot, without looking up."Very well, lord," said Lu-Tze. "I had to nudge things a little, though.""I wish you wouldn't do that sort of thing," said the abbot, fingering a pawn. "You'll overstep the mark one day.""It's the history we've got these days," said Lu-Tze. "Very shoddy stuff, lord. I have to patch it up all the time-”"Yes, Yes-”"We used to get much better history in the old days.""Things were always better than they are now. It's in the nature of things.""Yes, lord. Lord?"The abbot looked up in mild exasperation

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where others have not been, and bring back the truth of it."
-faster than the wind, its whole brain and body existing only as a mist around the sheer intensity of its purpose-
"I did not expect it to be Prophet and the Cenobiarch. He could have me killed just like that. Anything he does is right. Anything he says is true.
Fundamentally true.
"I have something to show you that may amuse you," said Vorbis, standing up. "Can you walk?"
"Oh, yes. Nhumrod was just being kind. It's mainly sunburn."this soon. But Om guided my steps. And now that we have the Cenobiarchy, we shall . . . make use of it."Somewhere out on the hillsides the eagle swooped, picked something up, and strove for height . . ."I'm just a novice, Lord Vorbis. I am not a bishop, even if everyone calls me one.""You will get used to it."It sometimes took a long time for an idea to form in Brutha's mind, but one was forming now. It was something about the way Vorbis was sitting, something about the edge in his voice.Vorbis was afraid of him.Why me? Because of the desert? Who would care? For all I know, it was always like this-probably it was Ossory's ass that carried him in the wilderness, who found the water, who kicked a lion to death.Because of Ephebe? Who would listen? Who would care? He is the

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next to a crop of melons. Melons should have thinner skins. Remember that."
"Find a philosopher?"
"Right. Someone who knows how to think. Someone who can help me stop being a tortoise."
"But . . . Vorbis might want me."
"You're just . Every year they have a special competition, when they do a little redesigning. They vie with one another to see who can make his section even more deadly than the others to the casual wanderer. There's a panel of judges, and a small prize.
The furthest anyone ever got through the labyrinth without a guide was nineteen paces. Well, more or less. His head rolled a further seven paces, but that probably doesn't count.
At each changeover point there is a small chamber without any traps at all. What going for a stroll. No problem. And hurry up. There's other gods in Ephebe. I don't want to meet them right now. Not looking like this."Brutha looked panicky."How do I find a philosopher?" he said."Around here? Throw a brick, I should think." The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks. There isn't just one guide through it. There are six, and each one knows his way through one-sixth of the labyrinth

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Your feet to fly from your body and be buried in a termite mound!" he screamed.
It made him feel a little better.
Another foot clipped him and slid him across the stones. He fetched up, with a clang, against a curved metal grille set low in one wall. Only a lightning grab with his jaws stopped him slipping through it. He ended up hanging by his Vorbis had made a point of that. The inquisitors shouldn't work in the shadows, he said, but in the light.
Where they could see, very clearly, what they were doing.
So could Om.
He hung from the grille for some time, unable to take his eye off the row of benches.
On the whole, Vorbis discouraged red-hot irons, spiked chains, and things with drills and big screws on, unless it was for a public display on an important Fast day. It was amazing what you could do

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things rationally like sensible human beings. 'But is this the right time? Is the world ready for the triumph of ice?'
'It bloody veil hopelessly into the freezing fog. Another glacier bore down directly on him.
So did Conina. She leaned over as her horse swept down out of the fog, caught Nijel by his leather barbar­ian harness, and swung him up in front of her.
As they rose again he wheezed, 'Cold-hearted bastard. I really thought I was getting somewhere for a moment there. You just can't talk to some people.'better be,' said the giant, and swung his glacier prod at Nijel. It missed the horse but caught him full in the chest, lifting him clean out of the saddle and flicking him on to the glacier itself. He spun, spreadeagled, down its freezing flanks, was carried some way by the boil of debris, and rolled into the slush of ice and mud between the speeding walls.He staggered to his feet, and peered

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don't want any-’ he began, and ought to have chosen his words better, because they were his epitaph.
It was sometime before his colleague noticed his continued absence, and wandered down the passage to find him. The feeling a bit of an idiot.
This happens to everyone sooner or later.
For example, in a tavern someone jogs your elbow and you turn around quickly and give a mouthful of abuse to, you become slowly aware, the belt buckle of a man who, it turns out, was probably hewn rather than born.
Or a little car runs into the back of yours and you rush out to show a bunch of fives to the driver who, it becomes apparent as he goes on unfolding more body like some horrible conjuring trick, must have been sitting on the back seat.door had been thrown wide open, the thaumatic inferno outside roaring against the web of spells that held it in check. In fact the door hadn't been pushed completely back; he pulled it aside to see why, and gave a little whimper.There was a noise behind him. He turned around.'Wha-’ he began, which is a pretty poor syllable on which to end a life. High over the Circle Sea Rincewind was

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Spelter turned back, his face blank.
'Um?'
'The hat, man.'
'Oh. Um. Very - suitable.'
With a sigh Carding removed the baroque headpiece and carefully replaced it in its box. 'We'd better take it to him,' he said. 'He's starting to ask about it.'
'I'm still bothered about where the real hat is,' said Spelter.
'It's in here,' said Carding firmly, tapping the lid.
'I mean the, um, real one.'
'This is the dramatically, and plonked the hatbox into Spelter's arms. 'Cogitum ergot hatto, you might say.'
Spelter had made a special study of old languages, and did his best.
' "I think, therefore I am a hat?"' he hazarded.real one.''I meant-’'This is the Archchancellor's Hat,' said Carding carefully. 'You should know, you made it.''Yes, but-’began the bursar wretchedly.'After all, you wouldn't make a forgery, would you?''Not as, um, such-’'It's just a hat. It's whatever people think it is. People see the Archchancellor wearing it, they think it's the original hat. In a certain sense, it is. Things are defined by what they do. And people, of course. Fundamental basis of wizardry, is that.' Carding paused
`What?' said Carding, as they set off down the stairs to the new incarnation of the Great Hall.
' "I considered I'm a mad hat?"' Spelter suggested

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cares of the world. Which was itself a puzzle, because no wizard could possibly understand how any being as powerful as a sourcerer could have a care in the world. Whatever the reason, Maligree retreated further and further into a world of his own and then, one day, closed the entrance after him.
The garden hands and held it up.
'Why isn't it bigger?' he said.
Billias mopped his brow with a lace-edged handkerchief.
'Well,' he said weakly, so stunned by Coin's tone that he was quite unable to be affronted, 'since the old days, the efficacity of the spell has rather-’
Coin stood with his head on one side for a moment, as though listening to something. Then he whispered a few syllables and stroked the surface of the sphere.was a glittering ball in Billias's hands. The nearest wizards craned admiringly over his shoulders, and looked down into a two-foot sphere that showed a delicate, flower-­strewn landscape; there was a lake in the middle distance, complete in every ripple, and purple mountains behind an interesting-looking forest. Tiny birds the size of bees flew from tree to tree, and a couple of deer no larger than mice glanced up from their grazing and stared out at Coin.Who said critically: 'It's quite good. Give it to me.'He took the intangible globe out of the wizard's

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The marble became clear, like a window, looking into another brightly lit space. There were things in there, indistinct and melted-looking, but no way in to them.
The chatter of the Winkings flowed over him as he crepe forward. ‘- more of a vaultette, really. But he got a dungeon in, even if you have to go out into the hall to shut the door properly -‘ Gentility meant all sorts of things, Windle thought. To some people it was not being a vampire. To others it was a matched set of flying plaster bats on the wall.
He ran his fingers over the clear substance. The world here was all rectangles. There were corners, and the corridor was lined on both sides with the clear panels. And the non-music played all the time. It couldn’t be alive, could it? Life was . . . more rounded.
‘What do you think, Lupine?’ he said.
Lupine ’
They looked up. A trolley whirred out of the mouth of a side corridor and skidded away down another on the opposite side of the passage. ‘Them?’ said Ludmilla.
‘I shouldn’t think so. I think they’re more like servants. Like ants. Bees in a hive, maybe.’
‘What’s the honey?’barked.‘Hmm. Not a lot of help.’Ludmilla knelt down and put her hand on Windle’s shoulder.‘What did you mean, no-one built it?’ she said.Windle scratched his head.‘I’m not sure . . . but I think maybe it was . . . secreted.’‘Secreted? From what? By what?
‘Not sure. But it’s not ripe yet. I don’t think things